Em (while sitting on the counter with Nathan): Hey Nathan, stay here and I'll get the whoopie cushion. Then we can sit up here and toot! (Devilish giggles.)
Em & Abby: Mom, you are the bestest cook! Oh, and Daddy, and God, and Rachael Ray,...and that one girl with the long hair, and our neighbor Jean...(Glad to know I stand out from the rest.)
Nathan: Mom, where is Jesus?
Me: He's everywhere, honey. He's right next to you,...
Nathan: No, He is under my pillow.
Nathan (who's got a sensitive sniffer): What's dat smell, Momma?
Me (not smelling anything): I don't know Nathan, what is it?
Nathan (very matter-of-fact): It's cow poop on Daddy's head.
Never a dull moment.
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Ivy is always sniffing the air and saying, "Who stinks?"
You have a whoopie cushion?! LOL
Oh, and Ivy also frequently looks up and says, "I stink God!"
Ivy's learning theology at a young age.
The whoopie cushion...Emily won it at the AWANA carnival this spring. Her prized possession.
I'm sure in a few short years it will be Nathan's prized possession. :)
If it doesn't get broken before that. I didn't mention this before, but Emily was begging to bring it to your house when we visited in June, but I thought I'd spare you and I the misery!
Jack just broke a whoopie cushion he recently one. Though he certainly enjoyed it while it lasted.
Emma heard someone toot one day a while back and asked, "What's that smell I just heard?" I thought it was hilarious and somehow appropriate. :)
I love Emma. I can just hear her saying that. She helps keep you on the lighter side, doesn't she?
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