Children Are People Too?

Nathan:  "Mom, why are there two boxes of Cheerios out?"
Me:  "Well, I'm giving Courtney the rest of this box and then we'll open the new box."
Nathan:  "Oh, cause da other one is eatable for humans?" 
Guess he thought the old ones were fine for his baby alien sister.

Bad

Emily came home from school today and announced with full 7 year old drama and tears "Mama, today was the baddest day of my life!...I can't get the toilet paper to work right (whining & pouting)."
"That's why today is the worst day of your life?"
"Nooooooo...not just thaaaaat!"
"What else happened then?" 
"(scowl)...I can't remember."
Sounds pretty bad.